Déjà vu at Washoe County Commission
We watched Commission Chair Alexis Hill master the art of agenda gymnastics! At Tuesday's - December 10, 2024 - meeting, she pirouetted through items faster than a politician dodging questions, strategically punting decisions until her reliable voting buddy Commissioner Garcia returns from absence. Talk about choreography – with what would be a 2-2 split, Hill and her mini-me Andriola against Clark and Herman, Hill wasn't about to risk the agenda tie votes to have to have repeat performances.
Speaking of perfectly timed performances, grab your popcorn for December 17th's main event: Eric Brown's Annual Appreciation Extravaganza! Sure, they've repackaged the format to look less like a rubber stamp party, but let's talk about Brown's greatest hits:
Lost more Voters Registrars than most people lose socks
Mastered the art of senior citizen neglect (despite qualifying for AARP himself)
Perfected the "executives first, workers eventually" pay raise shuffle
Turned the Interim situation into a masterclass in "How Not to Handle HR"
Achieved peak irony with his own medical leave dining tour
But fear not! His high-priced management shield remains intact, while commissioners Hill, Andriola, Garcia, and Herman dust off their Team Brown cheerleader uniforms. Get ready for another round of "Rah-Rah-Raise-His-Pay!"
Coming soon to a county meeting near you – assuming Chair Hill doesn't frisbee it to 2025.