Ethics Violations by Any Other Name: Reese's Creative Dictionary
Wannabe Mayor Councilmember Devon Reese, splitting hairs finer than a Vegas showgirl's eyelashes. So you didn't get an "ethics violation" - you just got a special invitation to a "deferral agreement" and mandatory ethics training in 2023.
Potato, po-tah-to... Violation, deferral... What's in a name? That which we call an ethics breach by any other name would smell as... interesting.
But please, Councilmember, do tell us more about how your forced ethics training vacation was totally different from a violation. We're sure it was just a friendly suggestion to brush up on those pesky ethical guidelines - kind of like how a speeding ticket is just a "friendly reminder" to slow down.
Next up in Reese's Dictionary: "Alternative Facts: Reno Edition